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Well, misleading titles aside.

I really want a new iPod. I want some pointless gimmicks (Touch screen, making it a light saber, shoots bee's etcetc). However. Which version does one buy?

Is there one that shoots bees?

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    ɤDavidus

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    Yes, they all shoot bees as standard, but you have to pay Apple £12.99 over iTunes for the privilege of being able to do so.
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    04.02.08 2:31 pm
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      ӝNirach

      Worrying is about as effective as chewing gum to solve algebra

      £13 to shoot bees?

      I could almost be willing to pay that.

      "HA! Mug my bee-launcher, will you?!"
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        I can't use the iTunes store. My card got cancelled, and I owe them £1.89 for an episode of Lost. :(
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        04.02.08 2:36 pm
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          ӝNirach

          Worrying is about as effective as chewing gum to solve algebra

          Ha and ha.

          Shouldn't be buying so much crap! =P
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          04.02.08 2:40 pm
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            Its not crap, you just don't understand... The plot. Well, I don't really even understand the plot of Lost. But then again, who does?
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            04.02.08 2:42 pm
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              Worrying is about as effective as chewing gum to solve algebra

              Drug addicts.

              That's who the show is aimed at, anyway.
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                I don't do drugs? :(
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                04.02.08 2:49 pm
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                  ӝNirach

                  Worrying is about as effective as chewing gum to solve algebra

                  S'why you don't get it, you don't do enough.

                  Go huff a garbage bag of gasoline, that should help.
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                  04.02.08 2:51 pm
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                    I already did that when I was five. It gave no buzz, only an astonishingly painful migraine. Or maybe the buzz is the astonishingly painful migraine? Migraines aren't addictive.

                    Silly crackheads and their migraines...

                    ...

                    What were we talking about again?
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                    04.02.08 2:55 pm
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                      so i am putting that on my facebook quotes just so you know... haha
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                      ӝNirach

                      Worrying is about as effective as chewing gum to solve algebra

                      Busses and whores or something?

                      I forgot, too, with that delightful story about migraines.
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                        Migraines are stupid, so is Kate Winslet... Fucking betch.
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                          Worrying is about as effective as chewing gum to solve algebra

                          Isn't Kate Winslet a man?
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                            She's neither.
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                              Worrying is about as effective as chewing gum to solve algebra

                              Oh. An asexual mess, then.

                              That actually makes a lot more sense..
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    iPod Classic. Adonised aluminium front for sexy and scratch resistance, great capacity (porn on the go, now not just for the japanese), excellent price (lots of cash left over for the aforementioned porn) and great sound quality.

    Bee shooting comes as an optional extra, you can choose it along with the laser engraving.
    04.02.08 2:35 pm
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      ӝNirach

      Worrying is about as effective as chewing gum to solve algebra

      I did consider a classic, but I felt that they were for people who could fit their music collection on one drive.

      And the last one I had of that series (IE: the drive based units) ended up covered in urine, thanks to its complete refusal to use Windows >.>

      Are they any better these days?
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        I go where I please, and I please where I go

        No problems with mine. 160GB for 400 bucks? Yes please. Try not to urinate on this one though...
        04.02.08 3:24 pm
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          ӝNirach

          Worrying is about as effective as chewing gum to solve algebra

          My last iPod waved fingers at Windows. It'd add about thirty tracks and restart to the knackered HDD symbol.

          Plug it into a Mac, no such issue. I gnawed an Apple 'Experts' face off over it, and they did shit, so I peed on it.

          It was really, really gratifying.
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      Gotta have the porn on the old iPod. An absolute must. Sitting on the train watching porn... --_
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    ʊCei

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    The way forward is blatantly a Touch, either 16 or 32Gb. Pricey, but gosh darn they're nice.


    Plus everybody has a Nano. Losers.
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      Worrying is about as effective as chewing gum to solve algebra

      Question is, does the Touch shoot bees?

      And yes. I saw a peasant playing with one on the train the other day. Nearly hurled I did.
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        Played Final Fantasy Games Before FF7

        Shooting bees is quite feasible.
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          Worrying is about as effective as chewing gum to solve algebra

          I'd actually pay for a bee-shooting attachment. You push the button and it screams "I'm a BEE motherfucker!" and fires a bee at someone.
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    I have the 80gb one... And yeah it shoots bees, it entertains me for hours.
    04.02.08 5:13 pm
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      Worrying is about as effective as chewing gum to solve algebra

      Must be quite fun, shooting bees at people in the mall or something :B
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        They're reactions are pretty priceless. Especially the ones with the "Bee Phobias"
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          Worrying is about as effective as chewing gum to solve algebra

          Hahaha. "I am haet beez!?"

          I could see that being entertaining :B
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    ѻyashachan

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    I want one of the new 80gig Classics. But I still have my black 80gig video. And it's nowhere near dying, and it's got warranty on it until November.

    The new one just has some subtle changes in design that I like, and they're thinner.

    One of my friends has both a new 80gig Classic and an iTouch. I don't know why he needs both.
    04.02.08 6:00 pm
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      ӝNirach

      Worrying is about as effective as chewing gum to solve algebra

      I do prefer the brushed aliminium front to the new ones, as oppose to the polycarb front of the last generation. Looks a lot harder to scratch/fracture, which would be nice.

      Maybe he needs both to inflate his e-peen?
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    I'm rocking the 80gb Classic also, it's not too bad... but you can't hack it and put pokemon emulators on it. Yet.
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      Worrying is about as effective as chewing gum to solve algebra

      That's something I'd miss. I'd love Linux on an iPod. Muchos fun.

      The classic you say. Hmm.

      Headaches with pictures are happening!
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    don't buy the Iphone though, it is le tired
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      Worrying is about as effective as chewing gum to solve algebra

      I went to a store and tried to use an iPhone on a number of occasions. I couldn't use the keyboard, because my thumbs are bigger than the 'keys' so I get either the wrong one, or both.

      Also, I think the only saving feature of the iPhone is the display ones, where you can leave tasteful copies of goatse and or tubgirl.
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        the ipod touch is better imho cause it's got built in WiFi but they are all kinda..."oh you can't upgrade me!"
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          Worrying is about as effective as chewing gum to solve algebra

          Yeah, that is the really disappointing part.

          I think the best MP3 player I've seen in terms of 'upgradeability' is the iRiver my uncle has, which has a card slot (I forget exactly what type, I think it was SD though).

          Shame it was so unusual to use. And by unusual, I mean horrible.
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            lmfao
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    I think I just want to attach a set of headphones to a 500GB drive and put it into my pocket.

    That way I can have all the stuff I want on there.
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      Worrying is about as effective as chewing gum to solve algebra

      I did, at one point, consider the 300gb iPod mod, but never got around to it before the 3rd gen iPods went and disappeared.

      Battery power would be an issue, though :B

      I kinda want a 512gb SSD drive, though. That'd be sweet.
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