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Worrying is about as effective as chewing gum to solve algebra

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[21:03:38] [SBFS]Sangue[CA] says: TAKE OUT THE GODDAMNED TRASH TERRY. D:<
[21:04:03] Terry says: TAKE IT OUT YOURSELF
[21:04:09] Terry says: AND GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN
[21:04:39] [SBFS]Sangue[CA] says: ALL I EVER DO IS COOK COOK COOK
[21:05:23] Terry says: IF YOU STILL HAD A SEX DRIVE, MAYBE YOU WOULDN'T HAVE TIME TO COOK
[21:06:41] [SBFS]Sangue[CA] says: YOU ALWAYS PASS OUT DRUNK BEFORE ANYTHING HAPPENS
[21:06:49] [SBFS]Sangue[CA] says: I'M TIRED OF FINDING YOU ON THE BATHROOM FLOOR
[21:06:50] Terry says: BECAUSE YOU INSIST ON FOREPLAY
[21:06:58] [SBFS]Sangue[CA] says: I HAVE TO HAVE SOMETHING
[21:07:02] [SBFS]Sangue[CA] says: GOD KNOWS YOU WON'T TAKE VIAGRA
[21:07:06] Terry says: GET AJOB THEN
[21:07:24] [SBFS]Sangue[CA] says: FEEDING YOUR GIGANTOR ARSE IS A FULL TIME JOB
[21:07:32] Terry says: I DO TECH SUPPORT
[21:07:38] Terry says: IT'S HARD WORK
[21:07:44] Terry says: BUT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME
[21:07:57] [SBFS]Sangue[CA] says: YOU SIT ON YOUR ARSE AND GIVE SARCASTIC/CAUSTIC REMARKS TO MORONS ALL DAY
[21:08:14] Terry says: IT PAYS THE MORTAGE DOESN'T IT?!
[21:08:46] [SBFS]Sangue[CA] says: I HAVE TO SELL CAKES TO HELP WITH THAT BECAUSE YOU BLOW IT ALL ON STRONGBOW
[21:09:10] Terry says: THAT'S A LIE
[21:09:15] Terry says: I DON'T BLOW ANYTHING
[21:09:18] Terry says: MUCH LIKE YOU
[21:10:03] [SBFS]Sangue[CA] says: IT'S HARD TO BLOW WHAT I CAN'T FIND
[21:10:16] Terry says: TRY LOOKING
[21:10:21] Terry says: I'M NOT THAT FAT
[21:10:49] [SBFS]Sangue[CA] says: TRY WAXING SO I DON'T HAVE TO BUY A MAGNIFYING GLASS, WOOKIEBOY
[21:11:15] Terry says: I'M NOT THAT HAIRY, YOU SLANDEROUS WOMAN
[21:11:25] Terry says: I JUST HAVE A REALLY GOOD BEARD
[21:11:58] [SBFS]Sangue[CA] says: IT SCARES THE NEIGHBORS
[21:12:30] Terry says: THE NEIGHBOURS WERE IN VIETNAM
[21:12:44] [SBFS]Sangue[CA] says: YOU MADE THE OLD MAN CRY
[21:14:06] Terry says: IT'S NOT MY FAULT HE'S A PANSY THAT ABANONED HIS PLATOON
[21:14:57] [SBFS]Sangue[CA] says: THROWING PAPIER MACHE GRENADES AT HIM WAS JUST CRUEL
[21:15:04] Terry says: IT WAS FUNNY
[21:15:14] Terry says: IF YOU WERE THE SAME WOMAN I MARRIED YOU'D UNDERSTAND THAT
[21:15:33] [SBFS]Sangue[CA] says: FUNNY IS DUCT TAPE ON THE CAT'S PAWS.
[21:15:54] Terry says: SO ARE PAPIER MACHE GRENADES
[21:16:09] [SBFS]Sangue[CA] says: YOU DIDN'T PAINT THEM PROPERLY
[21:16:16] Terry says: OH GOD
[21:16:22] Terry says: WAS OLIVE DRAB NOT GOOD ENOUGH?
[21:16:46] [SBFS]Sangue[CA] says: YOU FORGOT THE REALISTIC DETAILS
[21:16:55] Terry says: HE'S BLIND
[21:17:29] [SBFS]Sangue[CA] says: HIS WIFE ISN'T. IT'S ONLY HILARIOUS IF THEY BOTH PISS THEMSELVES.
[21:17:35] Terry says: HE DID
[21:17:38] Terry says: SO DID SHE
[21:17:44] [SBFS]Sangue[CA] says: LIES
[21:17:50] Terry says: JUST BECAUSE HE WETS HIMSELF ALL THE TIME
[21:17:59] Terry says: DOESN'T DIMINISH THE WIN

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    ¤Sangue

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    AND YOU STILL DIDN'T TAKE OUT THE DAMNED TRASH, YOU HEATHEN. D:<
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      ӝNirach

      Worrying is about as effective as chewing gum to solve algebra

      In my defense, I was drinking :B
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      04.05.08 9:45 am
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        ¤Sangue

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        YOU ALWAYS ARE. D:<
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          ӝNirach

          Worrying is about as effective as chewing gum to solve algebra

          I'm not drinking RIGHT now!
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          04.05.08 11:06 am
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            ¤Sangue

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            Yeah, well...that won't last too long!
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              ӝNirach

              Worrying is about as effective as chewing gum to solve algebra

              It'll last a few hours!

              Whatchu talkin' bout, willis?!
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              04.05.08 11:09 am
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                ¤Sangue

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                You won't make it 1.5 hours!!
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                  ӝNirach

                  Worrying is about as effective as chewing gum to solve algebra

                  Pffft.

                  I've been awake at least twice as long as that and I'm still sober.
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                  04.05.08 11:26 am
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                    ¤Sangue

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                    Pfft. It means nothing. You were probably wanking or playing a game then. You lack to coordination to drink and do one of those things too. :>
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                      ӝNirach

                      Worrying is about as effective as chewing gum to solve algebra

                      Pfft, I was doing neither.

                      Dirty woman.
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                      04.05.08 5:40 pm
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                        ¤Sangue

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                        Lies!
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                          ӝNirach

                          Worrying is about as effective as chewing gum to solve algebra

                          I thought we'd been through this before? =P
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                            And we will continue to go through it! :P
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                              ӝNirach

                              Worrying is about as effective as chewing gum to solve algebra

                              Liar!
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    hahahaha mind if i borrow that part about the grenades and vietnam for my facebook quotes?
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      ӝNirach

      Worrying is about as effective as chewing gum to solve algebra

      If sangue is cool with it, yeah, go for it :p
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      ¤Sangue

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      Give us credit for being awesome, and sure. :B
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        hahaha you 2 are the most awesome people ever how about that
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          We are. We are incredible. :>
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    "IT'S HARD TO BLOW WHAT I CAN'T FIND"

    That was the best part. XD
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      The truth can be painful sometimes. :>
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      ӝNirach

      Worrying is about as effective as chewing gum to solve algebra

      Dawn's so mean.

      Gets me out of bed in the mornings.
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        You never even make ti to bed! You pass out on the bathroom floor. D:<<
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          ӝNirach

          Worrying is about as effective as chewing gum to solve algebra

          And why do you think I've been trying to get a futon into the bathroom?!

          That way I always make it to bed.
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            ¤Sangue

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            It's not my fault you got the house with the small bathroom.

            I wanted a nice, big bathroom with a jacuzzi..but nooooo.
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              ӝNirach

              Worrying is about as effective as chewing gum to solve algebra

              Sounds like someone's been playing the Sims WAY too much again!
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                The Sims doesn't even exist in my world! D:<
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                  ӝNirach

                  Worrying is about as effective as chewing gum to solve algebra

                  Oh sure, Second Lifer. =P
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                    Second Life > The Sims.
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                      ӝNirach

                      Worrying is about as effective as chewing gum to solve algebra

                      Rainbow Six> Second Life> Sims
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                        Can't play Rainbow Six, doesn't count!

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                          ӝNirach

                          Worrying is about as effective as chewing gum to solve algebra

                          Pshaw. I simply don't believe you.
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                              Worrying is about as effective as chewing gum to solve algebra

                              Kinky.
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                                Of course. >_>
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                                  ӝNirach

                                  Worrying is about as effective as chewing gum to solve algebra

                                  I should expect no less, should I.
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      We aim to please. :B
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      Worrying is about as effective as chewing gum to solve algebra

      You're very welcome :B
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      Worrying is about as effective as chewing gum to solve algebra

      =P

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        You try to beat me. :[
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          ӝNirach

          Worrying is about as effective as chewing gum to solve algebra

          Lies and slander!
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            Truths. Complete and utter truths. D:<
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              I picture nirach with a wife beater on, and a big mustard splotch on the front. :gasp: !
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                That's exactly how it is! =[
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                Worrying is about as effective as chewing gum to solve algebra

                I don't even own a wife beater >.>

                Nor do I drink Wife Beater!
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                  I call shenanigans!
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                    Worrying is about as effective as chewing gum to solve algebra

                    I call trues!
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              Worrying is about as effective as chewing gum to solve algebra

              Lies, lies and more dirty lies.
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