Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare

Windows
Graphics Score:
 9
Sound Score:
 10
Control Score:
 10
Story Score:
 5
Fun Score:
 10
Replay Score:
 10
Overall Score
90%

Okay. I have a history with CoD games. I have, since the very first once, been incapable of playing them. Not because I sucked horribly, infact, it was nothing really to do with the games design, the control sets, the weapons. Nothing like that.

It was the fact that every bloody one of them was set in World War times. I'm a big fan of history. I love reading about it, I love all these documentaries on the second world war, and the first, even the Cold War stuff.

However, I am entirely bored with WW shooters. There are so many that I can't even count them. They're forever replaying the same thing, albeit with different takes on the locations and mission structure, but they're still all the same damned game. Gaming, for me, is about the next new experience. Key word, 'new'. Replaying the same bloody scene from a World War is just flat, uninteresting, and in some instances, depressing.

Someone at Infinity Ward seems to think along the same lines, at least for this installment of the CoD line. I know this game has been out for months. I even had a copy of it near launch day, for the PS3. It looked great, sure. The single player was about as tacked on and pathetic as most multiplayer-centric games these days, although one character (Whos' name escapes me) had some brilliant facial hair. I enjoyed the scene in the chopper as the US Marines, until some cloth-eared gimp crashed it. The visuals were fantastic in that scene.

However, my initial enjoyment of the game was crippled, heavily, online. The controls were stodgy. They were like stirring mashed potato with a plastic spoon. There didn't seem to be anything to compensate for the scarily low sensitivity analogue sticks, and that made aiming a nightmare. I put it down, and never picked it up again.

Until this Saturday just gone. I grabbed it for the PC. Got home, expecting it to be as mediocre as the first time I played it. After the install and setup, I went and joined a server, checked I was running a good DPI on the speed side of my mat.

I was amazed at the difference between the console version and the PC version. It was so much more responsive, so much smoother, and I certainly welcomed the anti-aliasing with open arms. The visuals were, if anything, better. The weapons made me happy in the pants (partly because the M4 Carbine in Woodland camo looks a hell of a lot like my airsoft M4..), the unlocking system doesn't seem to be as ridiculous as I expected it to be, and the best part?

I've played for about 3 hours, now, and I have yet to encounter someone online that's been even remotely stupid. Everyone that has spoken has been civil, even when I shoot them in the face, welcoming, and happy to advise on what's where. I know most of what they say is in the manual, but who cares. The player base has so far been one of the better ones I've encountered online, and it has been a positive experience.

I see myself replaying this for some months yet, I want the Barrett M107 (M82A1/Barrett Light 50, depending on which game you're familiar with).

My only major issue is the story, and as I already said, there's no way this wasn't designed as primarily a multiplayer game. To think otherwise would be sheer stupidity.

You should, if your machine can run it, go and buy it right now.

Tag:
May 27, 2008 - 1:01pm

  • Davidus

    ~Davidus

    1Z 2 133+ 4 j00

    Cp. Price's facial hair is a turn on...

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    • Nirach

      °Nirach

      Professor of Boozeology!

      What a unique confession there..

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      • Davidus

        ~Davidus

        1Z 2 133+ 4 j00

        What? His facial hair doesn't turn you on?

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        • Nirach

          °Nirach

          Professor of Boozeology!

          Not particularly. As fantastic as it may be, it still has a weird old man attached, and a penis.

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          • Davidus

            ~Davidus

            1Z 2 133+ 4 j00

            Dude, I think I'm in the movie Anti Trust.

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            • Nirach

              °Nirach

              Professor of Boozeology!

              You should look into getting your head checked, man.

              It'd be costly, but so worth it.

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              • Davidus

                ~Davidus

                1Z 2 133+ 4 j00

                MICROSOFT ARE STEALING MY IDEAS! http://cache.gawker.com/a…thumb463x_win7concept.jpg

                AHHHHHHH!


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                • Nirach

                  °Nirach

                  Professor of Boozeology!

                  I lol'd.

                  You ought to charge them rent, since they seem to live in your face.

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                  • Davidus

                    ~Davidus

                    1Z 2 133+ 4 j00

                    Steve Ballmer lives in my face? Thats one fucked up nightmare right there. *shudders*

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                    • Nirach

                      °Nirach

                      Professor of Boozeology!

                      Hey, I do what I can :B

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  • Irishancest

    ѻIrishancest

    Legally Certified Warthog Operator

    I kind of enjoyed the story myself >.> But as for multiplayer, I just borrowed my roommate's copy of the game at school to play, and our internet is awful there so I didn't even bother playing it online. I did beat the singleplayer before I had to give it back which was kind of sad. He's told me that the multiplayer over the 360 was really good, although I don't have any first hand experience.

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    • Nirach

      °Nirach

      Professor of Boozeology!

      It'd be worth playing online when you get a chance. Very entertaining.

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      • Irishancest

        ѻIrishancest

        Legally Certified Warthog Operator

        Yeah, but as I'll never buy it probably, I'll have to wait till I can borrow it from my roommate at a place with a not so horrible connection.

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        • Nirach

          °Nirach

          Professor of Boozeology!

          Yeah.

          Connection issues are really irritating, especially when there's nothing you can do about it.

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          • Irishancest

            ѻIrishancest

            Legally Certified Warthog Operator

            Yeah, Halo was entirely terrible on that connection. What was worse than jumping around and stuff on that though was getting 3 sniper headshots on a person and them not going down. Even if lag wasn't noticeable it was nearly impossible to snipe because of the uber precise timing needed for headshots that my connection just didn't allow. I did manage to get off a couple of cool ones though.

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            • Nirach

              °Nirach

              Professor of Boozeology!

              Yeah, that shit'd drive me batty.

              Bozo is considering signing onto Be, just so he can sacrifice bandwidth for a better latency.

              He's a bit of a CoD whore, and hates lag with a vengence.

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              • Irishancest

                ѻIrishancest

                Legally Certified Warthog Operator

                Yeah, i don't hate it per se because I've lived with it for so long, but I can't really say that it doesn't bug me because I've gotten quite pissed several times when I should have won but lag destroys me by not letting me spawn or something like that. And I always get pissed when hammerzeit is chosen on Halo 3 because I can't even compete in that, let alone have a chance of winning it.

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                • Nirach

                  °Nirach

                  Professor of Boozeology!

                  That's like me and Downpour on CoD4. I don't know what it is, but that map lags like holy crap for me on my favourite server. My ping doesn't change between then the map loading and the previous map.

                  Really bloody irritating, I lose so many kills thanks to it. I even tried turning settings down, incase it was the amount of grass, but to no avail. Angry face at that map :(

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                  • Irishancest

                    ѻIrishancest

                    Legally Certified Warthog Operator

                    Yeah, that sucks. Too bad there can't be a lagless connection. The person that somehow manages to create that will be a billionare. Without a doubt, a minimum billionare, maybe even a trillionare because of the government contracts with virtually all modern governments. He'd be able to pay off america's debt like three times over and still be rich. And that's not an easy task with the way America's been run recently.

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                    • Nirach

                      °Nirach

                      Professor of Boozeology!

                      ..That would be an impressive amount of money.

                      It'd certainly make me happy in the pants.

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                      • Irishancest

                        ѻIrishancest

                        Legally Certified Warthog Operator

                        Most definitely. I would love that much money: the ability to buy any game I wanted and even those I didn't want, all the music I wanted, all the computer programs I wanted, a computer that actually works, a nice car, a house near where I go to school, the school itself if I wanted.

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  • chillinvillain

    +chillinvillain

    Is In Your Base, Killing Your Mans

    Stay out of 50 man FFA games and all the people you meet will more than likely continue to be civil!


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    • Nirach

      °Nirach

      Professor of Boozeology!

      Hahaha, the server I play on is awesome. Low ping, friendly people, and a good map rotation.

      Annoyingly, though, the games have 1500 point limits, which as you know, isn't very high. Short games :(

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      • chillinvillain

        +chillinvillain

        Is In Your Base, Killing Your Mans

        what area are you in? whats the server?

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        • Nirach

          °Nirach

          Professor of Boozeology!

          I'm in the EU, I play badassbrits.co.uk's server and linXsomethingsomething.co.uk's server.

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          • chillinvillain

            +chillinvillain

            Is In Your Base, Killing Your Mans

            ah damn, my ping will be horrible

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            • Nirach

              °Nirach

              Professor of Boozeology!

              Man, these servers get people with 300 pings joining. Really frustrating when 90% of us have sub 50.

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              • chillinvillain

                +chillinvillain

                Is In Your Base, Killing Your Mans

                haha

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  • spot

    $spot

    Supreme Commander

    Good review man!

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    • Nirach

      °Nirach

      Professor of Boozeology!

      Thanks :B

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  • dxd

    ѻdxd

    Artist

    Great review.

    And I must agree, it is so much better for PC than it is for Playstation!

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    • Nirach

      °Nirach

      Professor of Boozeology!

      Gimme a mouse any day, for this kinda game at least.

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      • dxd

        ѻdxd

        Artist

        Yeah, to be honest I think stick with a PC for any kind of FPS from now on.

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        • Nirach

          °Nirach

          Professor of Boozeology!

          No doubt.

          Console FPS games are very rarely balanced well to compensate for the terrible precision offered by the analogue sticks.

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  • Cassed

    *Cassed

    I thought the story was good for a couple points: it switched storytellers and devices, allowing the story to be told in multiple ways. And the best part for me was the "oh shit" moments of the bomb going off in the city and the missiles launching.

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    • Nirach

      °Nirach

      Professor of Boozeology!

      The only thing that set the story apart from other shooters, for me, was where you crawl around after the chopper crash and die.

      That was really.. In your face. The rest of it melted away into mediocrity for me.

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      • Cassed

        *Cassed

        That was indeed an interesting plot element.

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        So tell me what does freedom mean
        If I'm not free to be as twisted as I want to be

        • Nirach

          °Nirach

          Professor of Boozeology!

          If the entire game had been that gritty, then I'd have enjoyed it more, but as it stands, the SP can go somewhere else. MP for me :B

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  • mick-mick

    ѻmick-mick

    All Your Base Are Belong To Me

    I loved the multi-player.
    I play it even with major drawbacks.
    Everyone is just black, no textures. Seems my meager PC can barely handle it. It does detract from the game play but not enough to turn me off.

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    • Nirach

      °Nirach

      Professor of Boozeology!

      I find the multiplayer enjoyable, but some git keeps dragging me to a gym so I have less time to play it these days.

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      • mick-mick

        ѻmick-mick

        All Your Base Are Belong To Me

        Gym.. a place I need to be that you will never catch me.

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        • Nirach

          °Nirach

          Professor of Boozeology!

          That's what I used to say..

          I hate the guy who coerced me into going there. Pain in my ass.

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