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Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare
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Graphics Score: 9
Sound Score: 10
Control Score: 10
Story Score: 5
Fun Score: 10
Replay Score: 10
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May 27, 2008 - 1:01 pm

Okay. I have a history with CoD games. I have, since the very first once, been incapable of playing them. Not because I sucked horribly, infact, it was nothing really to do with the games design, the control sets, the weapons. Nothing like that.

It was the fact that every bloody one of them was set in World War times. I'm a big fan of history. I love reading about it, I love all these documentaries on the second world war, and the first, even the Cold War stuff.

However, I am entirely bored with WW shooters. There are so many that I can't even count them. They're forever replaying the same thing, albeit with different takes on the locations and mission structure, but they're still all the same damned game. Gaming, for me, is about the next new experience. Key word, 'new'. Replaying the same bloody scene from a World War is just flat, uninteresting, and in some instances, depressing.

Someone at Infinity Ward seems to think along the same lines, at least for this installment of the CoD line. I know this game has been out for months. I even had a copy of it near launch day, for the PS3. It looked great, sure. The single player was about as tacked on and pathetic as most multiplayer-centric games these days, although one character (Whos' name escapes me) had some brilliant facial hair. I enjoyed the scene in the chopper as the US Marines, until some cloth-eared gimp crashed it. The visuals were fantastic in that scene.

However, my initial enjoyment of the game was crippled, heavily, online. The controls were stodgy. They were like stirring mashed potato with a plastic spoon. There didn't seem to be anything to compensate for the scarily low sensitivity analogue sticks, and that made aiming a nightmare. I put it down, and never picked it up again.

Until this Saturday just gone. I grabbed it for the PC. Got home, expecting it to be as mediocre as the first time I played it. After the install and setup, I went and joined a server, checked I was running a good DPI on the speed side of my mat.

I was amazed at the difference between the console version and the PC version. It was so much more responsive, so much smoother, and I certainly welcomed the anti-aliasing with open arms. The visuals were, if anything, better. The weapons made me happy in the pants (partly because the M4 Carbine in Woodland camo looks a hell of a lot like my airsoft M4..), the unlocking system doesn't seem to be as ridiculous as I expected it to be, and the best part?

I've played for about 3 hours, now, and I have yet to encounter someone online that's been even remotely stupid. Everyone that has spoken has been civil, even when I shoot them in the face, welcoming, and happy to advise on what's where. I know most of what they say is in the manual, but who cares. The player base has so far been one of the better ones I've encountered online, and it has been a positive experience.

I see myself replaying this for some months yet, I want the Barrett M107 (M82A1/Barrett Light 50, depending on which game you're familiar with).

My only major issue is the story, and as I already said, there's no way this wasn't designed as primarily a multiplayer game. To think otherwise would be sheer stupidity.

You should, if your machine can run it, go and buy it right now.

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          A malibu and coke for you, a G&T for me

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                  A malibu and coke for you, a G&T for me

                  Not particularly. As fantastic as it may be, it still has a weird old man attached, and a penis.
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                          A malibu and coke for you, a G&T for me

                          You should look into getting your head checked, man.

                          It'd be costly, but so worth it.
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                                  A malibu and coke for you, a G&T for me

                                  I lol'd.

                                  You ought to charge them rent, since they seem to live in your face.
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                                          A malibu and coke for you, a G&T for me

                                          Hey, I do what I can :B
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                          I kind of enjoyed the story myself >.> But as for multiplayer, I just borrowed my roommate's copy of the game at school to play, and our internet is awful there so I didn't even bother playing it online. I did beat the singleplayer before I had to give it back which was kind of sad. He's told me that the multiplayer over the 360 was really good, although I don't have any first hand experience.
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                              A malibu and coke for you, a G&T for me

                              It'd be worth playing online when you get a chance. Very entertaining.
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                                  Yeah, but as I'll never buy it probably, I'll have to wait till I can borrow it from my roommate at a place with a not so horrible connection.
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                                      A malibu and coke for you, a G&T for me

                                      Yeah.

                                      Connection issues are really irritating, especially when there's nothing you can do about it.
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                                          Yeah, Halo was entirely terrible on that connection. What was worse than jumping around and stuff on that though was getting 3 sniper headshots on a person and them not going down. Even if lag wasn't noticeable it was nearly impossible to snipe because of the uber precise timing needed for headshots that my connection just didn't allow. I did manage to get off a couple of cool ones though.
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                                              A malibu and coke for you, a G&T for me

                                              Yeah, that shit'd drive me batty.

                                              Bozo is considering signing onto Be, just so he can sacrifice bandwidth for a better latency.

                                              He's a bit of a CoD whore, and hates lag with a vengence.
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                                                  Yeah, i don't hate it per se because I've lived with it for so long, but I can't really say that it doesn't bug me because I've gotten quite pissed several times when I should have won but lag destroys me by not letting me spawn or something like that. And I always get pissed when hammerzeit is chosen on Halo 3 because I can't even compete in that, let alone have a chance of winning it.
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                                                      ӝNirach

                                                      A malibu and coke for you, a G&T for me

                                                      That's like me and Downpour on CoD4. I don't know what it is, but that map lags like holy crap for me on my favourite server. My ping doesn't change between then the map loading and the previous map.

                                                      Really bloody irritating, I lose so many kills thanks to it. I even tried turning settings down, incase it was the amount of grass, but to no avail. Angry face at that map :(
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                                                          Yeah, that sucks. Too bad there can't be a lagless connection. The person that somehow manages to create that will be a billionare. Without a doubt, a minimum billionare, maybe even a trillionare because of the government contracts with virtually all modern governments. He'd be able to pay off america's debt like three times over and still be rich. And that's not an easy task with the way America's been run recently.
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                                                              A malibu and coke for you, a G&T for me

                                                              ..That would be an impressive amount of money.

                                                              It'd certainly make me happy in the pants.
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                                                                  Most definitely. I would love that much money: the ability to buy any game I wanted and even those I didn't want, all the music I wanted, all the computer programs I wanted, a computer that actually works, a nice car, a house near where I go to school, the school itself if I wanted.
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                                                    A malibu and coke for you, a G&T for me

                                                    Hahaha, the server I play on is awesome. Low ping, friendly people, and a good map rotation.

                                                    Annoyingly, though, the games have 1500 point limits, which as you know, isn't very high. Short games :(
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                                                        what area are you in? whats the server?
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                                                            A malibu and coke for you, a G&T for me

                                                            I'm in the EU, I play badassbrits.co.uk's server and linXsomethingsomething.co.uk's server.
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                                                                ah damn, my ping will be horrible
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                                                                    Man, these servers get people with 300 pings joining. Really frustrating when 90% of us have sub 50.
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                                                                        haha
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                                                              Good review man!
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                                                                  A malibu and coke for you, a G&T for me

                                                                  Thanks :B
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                                                                  Great review.

                                                                  And I must agree, it is so much better for PC than it is for Playstation!
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                                                                      A malibu and coke for you, a G&T for me

                                                                      Gimme a mouse any day, for this kinda game at least.
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                                                                          Yeah, to be honest I think stick with a PC for any kind of FPS from now on.
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                                                                              No doubt.

                                                                              Console FPS games are very rarely balanced well to compensate for the terrible precision offered by the analogue sticks.
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                                                                          I thought the story was good for a couple points: it switched storytellers and devices, allowing the story to be told in multiple ways. And the best part for me was the "oh shit" moments of the bomb going off in the city and the missiles launching.
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                                                                              A malibu and coke for you, a G&T for me

                                                                              The only thing that set the story apart from other shooters, for me, was where you crawl around after the chopper crash and die.

                                                                              That was really.. In your face. The rest of it melted away into mediocrity for me.
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                                                                                      A malibu and coke for you, a G&T for me

                                                                                      If the entire game had been that gritty, then I'd have enjoyed it more, but as it stands, the SP can go somewhere else. MP for me :B
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                                                                                  I loved the multi-player.
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                                                                                  Everyone is just black, no textures. Seems my meager PC can barely handle it. It does detract from the game play but not enough to turn me off.
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                                                                                      I find the multiplayer enjoyable, but some git keeps dragging me to a gym so I have less time to play it these days.
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                                                                                              A malibu and coke for you, a G&T for me

                                                                                              That's what I used to say..

                                                                                              I hate the guy who coerced me into going there. Pain in my ass.
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